RE: Oh My....Another Xtian Wetdream Collapses In A Puddle Of Piss
May 25, 2018 at 11:44 am
(This post was last modified: May 25, 2018 at 11:53 am by The Grand Nudger.)
30(ish) AD Jerusalem in the grips of zombie apocalypse as roman authorities look on, unimpressed.
600BC(ish) In the wake of the collapse of the Egyptian state after a series of freak natural disasters, line of refugees stretching from the Nile to Sinai seek comfort in Canaan.
"They're sending us their murderers and rapists, real bad schlomos"- exclaims local canaanite authority.
"Why don;t they go home to their own country" asks resident goatherder.
"You will not replace us!" chants line of torch-wielding native protesters.
Asked for comment on the growing humanitarian situation, barbarian delegates from the Rhine Delta hint at plan in the works, but caution that it is a long term option, with many of the final details yet to be solved.
600BC(ish) In the wake of the collapse of the Egyptian state after a series of freak natural disasters, line of refugees stretching from the Nile to Sinai seek comfort in Canaan.
"They're sending us their murderers and rapists, real bad schlomos"- exclaims local canaanite authority.
"Why don;t they go home to their own country" asks resident goatherder.
"You will not replace us!" chants line of torch-wielding native protesters.
Asked for comment on the growing humanitarian situation, barbarian delegates from the Rhine Delta hint at plan in the works, but caution that it is a long term option, with many of the final details yet to be solved.
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