RE: Oh My....Another Xtian Wetdream Collapses In A Puddle Of Piss
May 25, 2018 at 12:06 pm
(This post was last modified: May 25, 2018 at 12:13 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
60AD Rome. Recently discovered "chrestians" added to list of threatened species while critically endangered populations of mediterranean lion make surprising comeback.
30(ish) Ad Galilee Local vagrant stands on box and yells at clouds for days on end, drawing crowds of bemused onlookers, some of which traveling for as long as two days.
"We heard about it, and decided that we just couldn;t miss it!" says exhausted pedestrian.
"When I heard what was happening, I left my crops in the field and my kids at the hearth" another spectator adds.
30(ish) Ad Galilee Local vagrant stands on box and yells at clouds for days on end, drawing crowds of bemused onlookers, some of which traveling for as long as two days.
"We heard about it, and decided that we just couldn;t miss it!" says exhausted pedestrian.
"When I heard what was happening, I left my crops in the field and my kids at the hearth" another spectator adds.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
