RE: Oh My....Another Xtian Wetdream Collapses In A Puddle Of Piss
May 25, 2018 at 1:27 pm
(This post was last modified: May 25, 2018 at 1:33 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Jeruslaem 597BC. A popular program to end the moral decay of the northern states and forestall the last of days come to a disastrous end as forces from neighboring Babylon lay siege to the city, taking tens of thousands captive and destroying infrastructure as they abandoned the once prosperous agricultural hub to the remaining elderly, invalids and children they deemed too costly to transport.
"We don;t understand how this could have happened" sobs prominent shaman, "we separated the cheese from the meat just as we were instructed".
The commander of the babylonian forces declined to comment on their stunning victory over the lord of creation, adding only that he was too busy boiling goats in their mothers milk in celebration, and had not yet prepared any official remarks.
"We don;t understand how this could have happened" sobs prominent shaman, "we separated the cheese from the meat just as we were instructed".
The commander of the babylonian forces declined to comment on their stunning victory over the lord of creation, adding only that he was too busy boiling goats in their mothers milk in celebration, and had not yet prepared any official remarks.
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