Insults (for those occasions when a heart-felt 'fuck you' just won't do)
-If you could fellate yourself, you'd suck at everything.
-I'm jealous of people who don't know you.
-Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
-Opposites attract, which means that you're destined to meet someone good looking, intelligent and cultured.
-Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? I suggest a coma.
-I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
-Tell me what's on your mind - I could do with a bit of silence.
-What do you think of the human race? I value an outsider's opinion.
-I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my arse.
-I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.
Boru
-If you could fellate yourself, you'd suck at everything.
-I'm jealous of people who don't know you.
-Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
-Opposites attract, which means that you're destined to meet someone good looking, intelligent and cultured.
-Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? I suggest a coma.
-I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
-Tell me what's on your mind - I could do with a bit of silence.
-What do you think of the human race? I value an outsider's opinion.
-I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my arse.
-I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
