What is your current forum goal?

[J a c k]

To stop people saying "poop"!

I know, it's such a pussy of a word, I can't stand it.

Anyway, I'd like to get into the hall of wit just once.

I'd like to tell a joke that's so funny that a separate reaction thread is created where people are filmed reading my joke and they're laughing, pooing their pants, weeing themselves, having heart attacks, etc.

I'd like to be reading a thread were sciency people are talking about some great science problem and I say, 'what about this...whatever' and it's something nobody thought of and I've inadvertently come up with the solution and ultimately save the world and get my name in the history books.

I'd like to get fit and put my photo in that photo thread and have all the girls saying, 'he can come and mow my lawn anytime' like they do with Steel Curtain.

When I'm rich I wouldn't mind buying this forum off Tiberius but keep him around on a paid wage as my tech guy and then change my name to LLL (Lord Little Lunch).