RE: Nobody reads science books metaphorically!
June 6, 2018 at 8:33 am
(This post was last modified: June 6, 2018 at 8:42 am by I_am_not_mafia.)
(June 6, 2018 at 8:05 am)ignoramus Wrote: This thread is to be taken Mathilda style!
This could be like Gangnam style!
(Yeah, I'm still down with the kids)Imagine trying to read someone's paper written using using metaphors.
Seismic Activity Related to the Evolution of the Explosive Eruption of Chaiten Volcano in the Southern Andes Volcanic Zone
Quote:Chaiten volcano, located in the southern part of the Southern Andes Volcanic Zone, is a small volcanic structure formed by a Holocene rhyolitic dome situated inside an Upper Pleistocene caldera-like structure. No historic eruption record had been documented and no seismic volcano monitoring system had been installed prior to the beginning of the plinian eruption on May 1. Prior crustal seismic activity below Chaiten volcano was recorded in 2005 by temporal seismic stations located in the vicinity (Lange et al., 2008). Plinian eruption started after approximately 30 hours of strong and perceptible precursory volcanotectonic (VT) seismic activity, including approximately 15 major events and many related aftershocks....
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Quote:An inactive facade fitting in with societal norms located in the hot, dusty desert of the soul, is a small statue formed from the boiling temperament of human emotion. No one had ever heard the peaceful neighbour ever utter a bad word, yet neither did anyone ever listen out for it. That is until the neighbour grew tired of being taken for granted on May 1. The boiling cauldron of resentfulness of a mundane existence withering away like a cut rose left on the windowsill of life reached out to others in 2005 before erupting into a full on tirade for approximately 30 hours, including approximately 15 major realisations and many related aftershocks....
