Stephen Colbert Rips Jeff Sessions a New Asshole

[RoadRunner79]

Are your neighbors here illegally?

I don't give a fuck. In my 51 years I have run into far more white citizens born here in far more legal trouble than you know. I'd take an undocumented peaceful family over lots of assholes born here. I have Hispanics living on both sides of me, have for over 10 years. NO I am NOT going to ask their status or rat them out. AND FUCK YOU for asking.

The west already had "PAPERS, LET ME SEE YOUR PAPERS" and that asshole committed suicide in a bunker in Berlin in 1945.

If you want to talk about invasions, just ask blacks and Native Americans. My Hispanic neighbors are only guilty of wanting what every human wants, a better life. I am NOT about to send them back to places where famine or crime would have them killed. Their nationality does not change that they ARE MY FELLOW HUMAN BEING.

Well, I’m not saying any of that. And they may be perfectly nice people. However, I don’t think that being a nice person exempts someone from the consequences of breaking the law.