RE: joke time
June 17, 2018 at 2:44 am
(This post was last modified: June 17, 2018 at 3:41 am by The Valkyrie.)
A Greek and an Italian were arguing over whose culture had contributed most to human civilization.
"We have the Parthenon!" said the Greek.
"We have the Colosseum!" countered the Italian.
"We invented mathematics," said the Greek.
"We built the Roman Empire!" said the Italian.
"We invented sex!" Said the Greek.
"That's true," admitted the Italian, "But we were the ones who thought to involve women."
"We have the Parthenon!" said the Greek.
"We have the Colosseum!" countered the Italian.
"We invented mathematics," said the Greek.
"We built the Roman Empire!" said the Italian.
"We invented sex!" Said the Greek.
"That's true," admitted the Italian, "But we were the ones who thought to involve women."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
