Why believe the bible?

[Succubus]

The first entry in RRs link:


Say fucking what now?


Or did he mean Phallus?

Hay, we don't judge. 

I heard both these in Richard Carriers book The Not Impossible Faith

How come regular people like us, walking around among other regular people would be cringingly embarrassed to make such a faux pas?
And yet there are folk right here in these forums who make cunts of themselves with practically every post they make. And never ever a hint that the rest of the world are mocking them into oblivion.  ut then that's not happening is it.

Nothing gets through to them. How do these people get by on a day to day basis?
How do they eat without poking their eyes out with the fork? How do they put petrol in the car, do they wind down the back window a bit and put the nozzle in the opening?


I've said this before but religion is not the problem, it's a symptom. People are fucking stupid, and that's why I hate them so much. Just one more asteroid please and lets be done with it and then those smug bastard dolphins can have a go.

Ah, but then according to professor Cartman, and I quote:

"If they're so damn smart, how come they get caught in those fishing nets all the time?"

Well, aye, he does have a point. What are those other cleaver cunts, the ones in big fish tanks that come over to the glass and recognise their trainers, sounds like narwhals but without the big spike on their heads. They can do sums n shit.

Nah, they'll probably grow up and learn to be stupid just like the rest of us sad bastards or they'll find a book of stupid and read the fuck out of it and eother way they'll end up fucked. just like us.

Meanwhile a Grahms number of years later the Catholics are still in heaven. The closest hydrogen atoms in the universe is a billion parsecs apart.Knowing there is no way out. The sins of the fathers! You made your choices Christians.

And thers no way out. You can't even kill yourself. Remember god's omnisience?
He knew those sinful thoghts were on your mind so theirs no way he'll let you into heaven anyway.

What's wrong with people?

Catholics!



Look upon our mighty works and despair.

"I am man, I am here".

Jacob Bronowski.