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Answer Me This?
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September 13, 2011 at 8:19 am
(September 13, 2011 at 3:06 am)aleialoura Wrote: [Image: jesusfb.png]

My dad took it one step further and once told me that Jesus is not only the answer for all things ... "he's all I need."


Cool, cause I was tired of working for money to pay the bills and buy clothes. I can wear Jesus around, and make him into a roof over my head and I can inject him into my best friend to cure his heart disease and I can eat him when I'm hungry and most importantly ... I can use him as a tired cop-out when someone tells me about other people's misery. "Hey, my meager amount of money can't help you ... what you need is Jesus, he's all you'll ever need."

Jesus makes is a lot easier to send desperate people on their way with a tired cliche and still feel totally awesome about myself!
Well-whadayaknow! Jesus IS all I need.
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Answer Me This? - by Erinome - September 13, 2011 at 3:06 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by ElDinero - September 13, 2011 at 3:29 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by Erinome - September 13, 2011 at 3:49 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by Epimethean - September 13, 2011 at 5:53 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by Zen Badger - September 13, 2011 at 6:13 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by KichigaiNeko - September 13, 2011 at 6:40 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by thesummerqueen - September 13, 2011 at 7:03 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by frankiej - September 13, 2011 at 9:58 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by KichigaiNeko - September 13, 2011 at 10:10 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by The Winter Saint - September 13, 2011 at 11:42 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by KichigaiNeko - September 13, 2011 at 7:23 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by searchingforanswers - September 13, 2011 at 7:36 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by KichigaiNeko - September 13, 2011 at 7:47 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by Cinjin - September 13, 2011 at 8:19 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by thesummerqueen - September 13, 2011 at 10:12 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by KichigaiNeko - September 13, 2011 at 10:13 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by frankiej - September 13, 2011 at 10:13 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by frankiej - September 13, 2011 at 10:17 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by The Grand Nudger - September 13, 2011 at 10:20 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by Epimethean - September 13, 2011 at 10:23 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by KichigaiNeko - September 13, 2011 at 10:24 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by Epimethean - September 13, 2011 at 10:25 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by frankiej - September 13, 2011 at 10:26 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by thesummerqueen - September 13, 2011 at 10:41 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by frankiej - September 13, 2011 at 10:45 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by thesummerqueen - September 13, 2011 at 11:43 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by frankiej - September 13, 2011 at 11:50 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by Epimethean - September 13, 2011 at 9:09 pm
RE: Answer Me This? - by lucent - September 16, 2011 at 10:23 pm
RE: Answer Me This? - by frankiej - September 17, 2011 at 9:22 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by lucent - September 18, 2011 at 8:02 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by Ace Otana - September 18, 2011 at 10:26 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by Epimethean - September 17, 2011 at 8:17 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by theVOID - September 17, 2011 at 9:27 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by Ace Otana - September 17, 2011 at 10:14 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by Kayenneh - September 17, 2011 at 10:41 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by thesummerqueen - September 17, 2011 at 11:17 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by Ace Otana - September 17, 2011 at 3:49 pm
RE: Answer Me This? - by Kayenneh - September 17, 2011 at 11:23 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by fr0d0 - September 17, 2011 at 2:17 pm
RE: Answer Me This? - by BloodyHeretic - September 17, 2011 at 2:33 pm
RE: Answer Me This? - by frankiej - September 17, 2011 at 3:57 pm
RE: Answer Me This? - by frankiej - September 18, 2011 at 9:43 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by Welsh cake - September 18, 2011 at 10:07 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by Epimethean - September 18, 2011 at 10:15 am
RE: Answer Me This? - by frankiej - September 18, 2011 at 3:20 pm

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