Random dude: hey there. No disrespect, but you have very pretty eyes.
Me: that’s not disrespectful at all and thank you.
Dude: you’re welcome. So, what would you do to me if we were alone right now? Also, what color are your nipples?
Me: (block)
^^^ basically how it goes. The older I get, the less it happens, though. Aging has its perks.
Me: that’s not disrespectful at all and thank you.
Dude: you’re welcome. So, what would you do to me if we were alone right now? Also, what color are your nipples?
Me: (block)
^^^ basically how it goes. The older I get, the less it happens, though. Aging has its perks.

"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian