Instead of [enter name of your own oh-so-special holy book here], I wish people would take their cues on gay sex from a REALLY authoritative source, Dorothy Parker:
'As I grow older and older,
And totter towards the tomb,
I find that I care less and less
Who goes to bed with whom.'
Boru
'As I grow older and older,
And totter towards the tomb,
I find that I care less and less
Who goes to bed with whom.'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax