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Hey, Look! They Have Assholes In England, Too!

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Hey, Look! They Have Assholes In England, Too!
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Hey, Look! They Have Assholes In England, Too!
February 3, 2016 at 9:52 pm
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/fe...n-not-fact

Quote:Headteacher mocked on Twitter for claiming evolution is not a fact

Think what the difference in the comments would be if she worked in Mississippi.
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RE: Hey, Look! They Have Assholes In England, Too!
February 3, 2016 at 9:53 pm
Over here we call them "arse-holes"...
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RE: Hey, Look! They Have Assholes In England, Too!
February 3, 2016 at 9:55 pm
Learn to speak English!


Oh.  Wait.
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RE: Hey, Look! They Have Assholes In England, Too!
February 3, 2016 at 10:00 pm
To save debates on the spelling or arse/ass, I just call them dumb fucks.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Hey, Look! They Have Assholes In England, Too!
February 3, 2016 at 10:06 pm
Interesting take on the word 'evidence' she has.
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RE: Hey, Look! They Have Assholes In England, Too!
February 3, 2016 at 10:16 pm
I think I threw up a little.
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RE: Hey, Look! They Have Assholes In England, Too!
February 3, 2016 at 10:27 pm (This post was last modified: February 3, 2016 at 11:34 pm by Cyberman. Edit Reason: Or even "for" myself. )
(February 3, 2016 at 10:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: To save debates on the spelling or arse/ass, I just call them dumb fucks.

Just remember that asses have arses, but arses don't usually have asses. Unless it's some weird kind of tramp stamp or something.

And yeah, we've got our share of bats in the belfry. I recall seeing a letter in a local free newspaper about fifteen years ago, from some nutsack banging on about creation and the impossible "half an eye" thing. This was way before I started getting into this stuff in more than just a rudimentary default way, and I remember saying to Sam even back then what a fucking idiot this was. I mean, I'd never come across that sort of idiocy before and hadn't yet discovered Richard Dawkins' explanation, but even after a moment's thought I'd managed to work out the basics for myself.
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RE: Hey, Look! They Have Assholes In England, Too!
February 3, 2016 at 10:30 pm
(February 3, 2016 at 10:27 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(February 3, 2016 at 10:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: To save debates on the spelling or arse/ass, I just call them dumb fucks.

Just remember that asses have arses, but arses don't usually have asses. Unless it's some weird kind of tramp stamp or something.

And yeah, we've got our share of bats in the belfry. I recall seeing a letter in a local free newspaper about fifteen years ago, from some nutsack banging on about creation and the impossible "half an eye" thing. This was way before I started getting into this stuff in more than just a rudimentary default way, and I remember saying to Sam even back then what a fucking idiot this was. I mean, I'd never come across that sort of idiocy before and hadn't yet discovered Richard Dawkins' explanation, but even after a moment's thought I'd managed to work out the basics gor myself.


We deport ours to the US.  Right, Ken ham?

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RE: Hey, Look! They Have Assholes In England, Too!
February 3, 2016 at 10:39 pm
Uh-oh, they've broken our monopoly.

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