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Won't this upset the assholes?
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RE: Won't this upset the assholes?
Religitards steadfastly refuse to accept that this holy horseshit served a political and propagandistic purpose.  They love to think it is GODLY when all it is is manly!

Archaeology Professor, Israel Finkelstein, has this charming little notation in The Bible Unearthed in which he makes it clear that the story of Lot's daughters fucking their fathers.... which some religitards would say makes it true because of the Criteria of Embarrassment served a completely different purpose when put into the context of the time.  Finkelstein holds that this torah shit was concocted in the late 7th century.

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Forget all this bullshit about holy daughters fucking their father - this is about the disreputable lineage of their enemies in Moab and Ammon.

Similarly, it would seem to me that fucking the sheep and goats would be a bigger problem for herding cultures like the primitive Judahites.  But homosexuality was common among the Greeks and when the Greeks came tearing through the neighborhood in the late 4th century BC it could well have provoked a scornful reaction from the pro-Persian Judahites who started telling tales about them.  Frankly, it makes a lot more sense than some silly god giving a shit where you stick your dick!
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Won't this upset the assholes? - by Minimalist - July 21, 2018 at 11:36 pm
RE: Won't this upset the assholes? - by Ravenshire - July 22, 2018 at 1:08 am
RE: Won't this upset the assholes? - by downbeatplumb - July 22, 2018 at 4:09 am
RE: Won't this upset the assholes? - by Minimalist - July 22, 2018 at 1:08 am
RE: Won't this upset the assholes? - by Angrboda - July 22, 2018 at 4:34 am
RE: Won't this upset the assholes? - by emjay - July 22, 2018 at 8:07 am
RE: Won't this upset the assholes? - by Angrboda - July 22, 2018 at 11:56 am
RE: Won't this upset the assholes? - by emjay - July 22, 2018 at 12:55 pm
RE: Won't this upset the assholes? - by Minimalist - July 22, 2018 at 1:17 pm

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