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Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?

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RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?

July 27, 2018 at 8:08 pm

(July 26, 2018 at 5:56 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Tell them that there;s no such place. Then I'll tell them that I took their kitty cat to a farm upstate and killed it.

OTOH, you can also say that they aren't going to fucking hell, either. It's a wash.

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