My biggest issue with theists

[Haipule]

The Bible is just about how to breath and enjoy life without screwing it up!

Strange, because I "breath" perfectly fine without having to read how to do it. Been doing it for years, actually. In fact, there I go again. I'm great at it.

You might have me on the enjoying life thing, but again that's fuck all to do with a shitty book.

Yes, everything you most probably have been told about that "shitty book" IS shitty but, having read it according to it's language, time and place(ignoring all relative theologies which are irrelevant to the life of promise): it's merely just an invitation to kick some ass! Instead of the alternative which is to get your ass kicked like "Believers"! Always be trust-worthy: NEVER "believe"! 

The right thing done in the right way will always kick ass! Because that is how it was designed to work. To fight perfection is foolish and a complete waste of time! Because the one Who designed it, designed it only to work one way, which is the standard of His perfection, which is HIS righteousness established. Always seek it and you will NEVER be disappointed.

To run a business perfectly blessed means: Just weight(not too much, not to little); don't water it down(cheat); take care of your slaves very well(employees) so that you always have even more to give; only pay your fair taxes. That basic business model can NOT lose! 


However, if you say, "Fuck that paying taxes part": I'll be visiting you in jail saying, "OK, one more time...!"