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What in the fuck is a Patriot Prayer?
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RE: What in the fuck is a Patriot Prayer?
A Patriot Prayer

We beseech Thee, Oh Heavenly Father, to make us intransigent in our bigotry and steadfast in our racism. 

Make us strong in our fear of things which we do not understand, such as civil rights and basic arithmetic.

Help us, Oh Lord, to keep our magazines full and our bump stocks in working order.

Lead us not into the First Amendment, and deliver us from the ACLU.

Let us not be swayed by facts unless they are confirmed by Alex Jones.

And most of all, Lord, let us spread Thy holy word: 'If You're White, You're Alright'.

In Lothrop Stoddard's name, we pray.

Amen

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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What in the fuck is a Patriot Prayer? - by GODZILLA - August 4, 2018 at 5:04 pm
RE: What in the fuck is a Patriot Prayer? - by Ravenshire - August 4, 2018 at 5:14 pm
RE: What in the fuck is a Patriot Prayer? - by GODZILLA - August 4, 2018 at 5:17 pm
RE: What in the fuck is a Patriot Prayer? - by Amarok - August 4, 2018 at 7:07 pm
RE: What in the fuck is a Patriot Prayer? - by GODZILLA - August 5, 2018 at 3:57 pm
RE: What in the fuck is a Patriot Prayer? - by Amarok - August 5, 2018 at 6:07 pm
RE: What in the fuck is a Patriot Prayer? - by GODZILLA - August 5, 2018 at 9:33 pm
RE: What in the fuck is a Patriot Prayer? - by Brian37 - August 4, 2018 at 5:18 pm
RE: What in the fuck is a Patriot Prayer? - by Minimalist - August 4, 2018 at 5:29 pm
RE: What in the fuck is a Patriot Prayer? - by Jackalope - August 4, 2018 at 7:28 pm
RE: What in the fuck is a Patriot Prayer? - by Seraphina - August 4, 2018 at 7:44 pm
RE: What in the fuck is a Patriot Prayer? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 4, 2018 at 7:59 pm
RE: What in the fuck is a Patriot Prayer? - by Minimalist - August 4, 2018 at 9:20 pm
RE: What in the fuck is a Patriot Prayer? - by brewer - August 4, 2018 at 7:59 pm
RE: What in the fuck is a Patriot Prayer? - by Minimalist - August 5, 2018 at 4:26 pm
RE: What in the fuck is a Patriot Prayer? - by Minimalist - August 5, 2018 at 7:18 pm
RE: What in the fuck is a Patriot Prayer? - by Pat Mustard - August 6, 2018 at 12:40 pm

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