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If nobody comes from the future to stop you...
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RE: If nobody comes from the future to stop you...
August 14, 2018 at 12:29 am (This post was last modified: August 14, 2018 at 12:30 am by Astreja.)
(August 13, 2018 at 11:54 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: A guy came back in time to kill me to "save the human race from unimaginable suffering".

So I killed him.

Then I took the time machine into the future and killed him before he set off to kill me."

I'm disappointed that the paradox that should have been created didn't rip reality and the planet apart.

All that happened was a frog croaked and a dwarf named Stefan farted out loud in the Tower of London!

You need one of these from Evil Supply Company:

[Image: paradoxes-i-have-caused-traveling-throug...0x640.webp]

(Suggest using the time machine to go back and order one before they sell out, though.)
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RE: If nobody comes from the future to stop you... - by Astreja - August 14, 2018 at 12:29 am

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