Heh, one of my sons shared with me today that he had farted at work. We had a tri-tip for dinner last night that had a rub with a lot of pepper in it. Pepper sets me and my spawn off, big-time. He said that it lasted about 8 seconds.
Any moths in the vicinity would have folded their wings and hit the ground, never to arise. But it was daylight, so they were saved.


If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.