New game:
It's well known that Moses destroyed the first set of tablets given to him, after he saw the golden calf the Israelites had started worshipping and got pissed off.
Scholarly speculation has therefore been rife over the centuries as to what commandments may have been inscribed on them. Suggestions might include:
-Thou shalt not squeeze the toothpaste from the middle of the tube
-Thou shalt not bare thy neighbour's ass
-Thou shalt not rely on Wikipedia as an authority for thine arguments
Can the teams - you lot - come up with any other divine utterances now lost to history?
(Points will be deducted for improper use of 17th century grammar).
It's well known that Moses destroyed the first set of tablets given to him, after he saw the golden calf the Israelites had started worshipping and got pissed off.
Scholarly speculation has therefore been rife over the centuries as to what commandments may have been inscribed on them. Suggestions might include:
-Thou shalt not squeeze the toothpaste from the middle of the tube
-Thou shalt not bare thy neighbour's ass
-Thou shalt not rely on Wikipedia as an authority for thine arguments
Can the teams - you lot - come up with any other divine utterances now lost to history?
(Points will be deducted for improper use of 17th century grammar).
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
