Lost Commandments

[Little lunch]

1.  Thou shalt not fail in thy duty to replace the bog roll.

2.  Six days shalt thou work and do all thou art able / The seventh the same and muck out the stable.

3.  Thou shalt not click on suspicious links.  www.seriously,don'tdothat.nz

4.  Take not the third puff.  Thou shalt pass after two.

5.  Beware of strong drink.  It can make thee shoot at tax assessors.  And miss.

Boru

4. Take not the third puff.

I was in West Aust and a group of Canadians asked me if I wanted a pipe.
Where I'm from you're not a man if you can't finish a cone.
So I smoked this pipe and finished the cone and even commented on how hard it was to finish.
Everyone thought I was the greediest dope smoker ever as I was supposed to pass it around. :-)