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Lost Commandments
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RE: Lost Commandments
(August 17, 2018 at 6:23 am)Little lunch Wrote:
(August 17, 2018 at 4:07 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 1.  Thou shalt not fail in thy duty to replace the bog roll.

2.  Six days shalt thou work and do all thou art able / The seventh the same and muck out the stable.

3.  Thou shalt not click on suspicious links.  www.seriously,don'tdothat.nz

4.  Take not the third puff.  Thou shalt pass after two.

5.  Beware of strong drink.  It can make thee shoot at tax assessors.  And miss.

Boru

4. Take not the third puff.

I was in West Aust and a group of Canadians asked me if I wanted a pipe.
Where I'm from you're not a man if you can't finish a cone.
So I smoked this pipe and finished the cone and even commented on how hard it was to finish.
Everyone thought I was the greediest dope smoker ever as I was supposed to pass it around. :-)

In my dope days, I was told more than once, 'It's "puff, puff PASS", bitch!'.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Messages In This Thread
Lost Commandments - by Cyberman - August 17, 2018 at 1:53 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 17, 2018 at 4:07 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by Little lunch - August 17, 2018 at 6:23 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 17, 2018 at 7:39 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by Pat Mustard - August 17, 2018 at 1:07 pm
RE: Lost Commandments - by purplepurpose - August 17, 2018 at 5:52 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by brewer - August 17, 2018 at 7:22 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by SaStrike - August 17, 2018 at 7:45 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by Chad32 - August 17, 2018 at 8:14 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by Brian37 - August 17, 2018 at 8:40 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by vorlon13 - August 17, 2018 at 8:54 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by vorlon13 - August 17, 2018 at 9:20 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by Cyberman - August 17, 2018 at 9:02 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by Cyberman - August 17, 2018 at 9:29 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by SaStrike - August 17, 2018 at 11:54 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by Pat Mustard - August 17, 2018 at 11:58 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by downbeatplumb - August 17, 2018 at 12:03 pm
RE: Lost Commandments - by Minimalist - August 17, 2018 at 1:22 pm
RE: Lost Commandments - by Ravenshire - August 17, 2018 at 2:45 pm
RE: Lost Commandments - by Minimalist - August 17, 2018 at 2:48 pm
RE: Lost Commandments - by chimp3 - August 17, 2018 at 7:29 pm
RE: Lost Commandments - by brewer - August 17, 2018 at 8:14 pm
RE: Lost Commandments - by Cyberman - August 18, 2018 at 1:40 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by Abaddon_ire - August 18, 2018 at 5:15 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by emjay - August 18, 2018 at 7:47 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by Cyberman - August 18, 2018 at 7:58 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by emjay - August 18, 2018 at 8:13 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by brewer - August 18, 2018 at 8:33 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by The Valkyrie - August 19, 2018 at 3:55 am
RE: Lost Commandments - by Cod - August 19, 2018 at 9:28 am

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