Lost Commandments

[Brian37]

Thou shalt not say "my bad"

Thou shalt not say, "First time since, IF IT WASN'T THE FIRST TIME".

Thou shalt not fill every damned commercial ad space on tv with the same goddamned commercial.

Thou shalt not dump coal ash, lead or Genx in water supplies.

Thou shalt not deny climate change or evolution.

Thou shalt not kiss dictators asses.

Thou shalt not use chewing, slurping or crunching sounds in TV ads.

Thou shalt not use blue dye in feminine products, what the f are you teaching girls, they are smurfs?

Thou shalt not put ads on fields or uniforms of sports teams.

BUT the most important command of all.........

THOU SHALT NOT BLASPHEME ABBA!