Lost Commandments

[Pat Mustard]

1.  Thou shalt not fail in thy duty to replace the bog roll.

2.  Six days shalt thou work and do all thou art able / The seventh the same and muck out the stable.

3.  Thou shalt not click on suspicious links.  www.seriously,don'tdothat.nz

4.  Take not the third puff.  Thou shalt pass after two.

5.  Beware of strong drink.  It can make thee shoot at tax assessors.  And miss.

Boru

Thou shalt not count to two, cept when counting to three.

Four is right out.