Masterpiece Cakeshop v. Colorado Civil Rights Commission, Round 2

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I imagine going into this guy's shop to burn it down ask him to make a cake with the message, "Happy anniversary to my partner".

I imagine him squirming like a bitch. "So sir... is your partner... a woman?"

"Why does that matter?"

"Erm..."

"If it's so important to you, yes. She's a woman."

He sighs with relief. "Okay, one moment... here's your cake fine sir."

"Thank you." As I'm leaving the shop, "She used to be a man though!" I run off.

"You evil motherfucker! I'm going to sue you! I have religious bigot rights!"