Deadpan delivery....now that's real talent. I can't pull it off as often as I'd like.
@Joods...does moving porcelain dolls count as an elf on the shelf con? Because that's easily one of my favorites. If the girls show their ass really bad...I'll wait till they fall asleep..and I'll move all of their dolls from the closet to their bedside dresser.
@Joods...does moving porcelain dolls count as an elf on the shelf con? Because that's easily one of my favorites. If the girls show their ass really bad...I'll wait till they fall asleep..and I'll move all of their dolls from the closet to their bedside dresser.
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