RE: Santa and Other Lies to the Kids
August 23, 2018 at 4:15 pm
(This post was last modified: August 23, 2018 at 4:19 pm by Joods.)
(August 23, 2018 at 4:02 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Deadpan delivery....now that's real talent. I can't pull it off as often as I'd like.
@Joods...does moving porcelain dolls count as an elf on the shelf con? Because that's easily one of my favorites. If the girls show their ass really bad...I'll wait till they fall asleep..and I'll move all of their dolls from the closet to their bedside dresser.
I hate dolls in general and you are especially creepy with that. 😂 So - no - moving them around doesn't count as an elf on the shelf move unless you've actually got an elf to blame.
K looked up Vienna sausages after I told him what you wrote, Khem, and I told him that because they were made from kids, if I started calling him one, that I had to see it through because it's now a requirement.
He's 14 years old. I'm now on the lookout for a pot large enough. 😈
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