RE: Random Thoughts
August 25, 2018 at 1:41 pm
(This post was last modified: August 25, 2018 at 1:43 pm by Lucanus.)
(August 25, 2018 at 10:11 am)Lucanus Wrote: I need a brain enema
Correction: I need an existential enema
(August 25, 2018 at 1:13 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote:
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This reminded me of this video: https://youtu.be/6AXPnH0C9UA
And now I can't stop laughing. I asked for an existential enema, and one I received. Thanks Jor.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
