Random Thoughts

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So tire irons are not acceptable tools when disciplining random children in the street.

Who knew?

Apparently it’s “illegal”!

You're not doing it right.

The trick is to pull a Tom Sawyer on the unsuspecting child: Man, I'd forgotten how much fun it is to change a tire. I mean, it's really fun! Oh, I don't know, Johnny . . . it's my job. Well, OK, you can do it for a little while, but only for a few minutes. Then I take over again.

You see, V., it's not the tire iron. It's the faulty car jack.

Your shitty neighbor's faulty car jack.