My indoor, outdoor cat named Grace, because she is a blue, or rather, grey, I renamed Goose because of Grey Goose vodka, actually taught herself to cook!
She would catch ONLY Geckos, kill them, and arrange them in rows an inch apart, belly up and nose to the wind and sun, in perfect rows. Then, in about three days, she would sniff them, and if they smelled right, she would gobble up her jerky treats! Amazing!
She would catch ONLY Geckos, kill them, and arrange them in rows an inch apart, belly up and nose to the wind and sun, in perfect rows. Then, in about three days, she would sniff them, and if they smelled right, she would gobble up her jerky treats! Amazing!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
