Proof that I'm immortal

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

But it isn't a plank of wood.

Boru

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*sigh*  Let me try this another way.  Suppose I kill you.  I take your corpse and grind it up. I take the resulting goo and burn it.  I take those ashes and reduce them with acid.  I take what's left and place it on a rocket and plunge it into the sun.  The total energy of the universe hasn't changed, but in what sense are you still 'you'?

Boru

Remind me never to piss you off.

No need, for I am the very soul of gentility, and anyone who denies it will get to have a brief (but intense) conversation with Mr. Wood Chipper.

Boru