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Fart jokes forbidden, not funny
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RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny
According to prophet Muhammad , Satan farts when its hears the Muslim call of prayer (Adhan) from the mosque 5x a day.

Narrated Abu Huraira:

Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) said, "When the Adhan is pronounced Satan takes to his heels and passes wind with noise during his flight in order not to hear the Adhan. When the Adhan is completed he comes back and again takes to his heels when the Iqama is pronounced and after its completion he returns again till he whispers into the heart of the person (to divert his attention from his prayer) and makes him remember things which he does not recall to his mind before the prayer and that causes him to forget how much he has prayed." Reference                : Sahih al-Bukhari 608 Book of Call to Prayers (Adhaan)
Wherein both will be those (maidens) restraining their glances upon their husbands, whom no man or jinn yatmithhunna (has opened their hymens with sexual intercourse) before them (Quran  55:56, Mushin)
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Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by Rokan - August 29, 2018 at 4:12 am
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by Little lunch - August 29, 2018 at 4:41 am
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by The Valkyrie - August 29, 2018 at 4:46 am
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by Silver - September 23, 2018 at 4:36 am
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by The Valkyrie - September 23, 2018 at 5:26 am
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by Lucanus - August 29, 2018 at 4:49 am
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by The Valkyrie - August 29, 2018 at 4:51 am
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by Aoi Magi - August 29, 2018 at 4:51 am
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by Cod - August 29, 2018 at 5:18 am
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by The Valkyrie - August 29, 2018 at 5:36 am
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 29, 2018 at 6:04 am
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by Little lunch - August 29, 2018 at 6:22 am
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by Bucky Ball - September 24, 2018 at 4:03 pm
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by brewer - August 29, 2018 at 7:24 am
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by Cod - August 29, 2018 at 9:01 am
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by yragnitup - September 4, 2018 at 6:30 am
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by brewer - September 4, 2018 at 7:13 am
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by WinterHold - September 4, 2018 at 7:27 am
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by Minimalist - September 4, 2018 at 11:39 am
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by SYZ - September 22, 2018 at 6:47 pm
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by brewer - September 22, 2018 at 7:00 pm
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by I_am_not_mafia - September 23, 2018 at 4:31 am
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by outtathereligioncloset - September 24, 2018 at 5:02 pm
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by Minimalist - September 24, 2018 at 5:36 pm
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by brewer - September 24, 2018 at 5:42 pm
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by The Valkyrie - September 24, 2018 at 5:48 pm
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by LastPoet - September 24, 2018 at 6:04 pm
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by The Valkyrie - September 24, 2018 at 6:13 pm
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by LastPoet - September 24, 2018 at 6:21 pm
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by The Valkyrie - September 24, 2018 at 6:25 pm
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by Minimalist - September 24, 2018 at 6:31 pm
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by The Valkyrie - September 24, 2018 at 6:33 pm
RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny - by brewer - September 24, 2018 at 9:22 pm

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