(September 3, 2018 at 5:25 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:I thought I was late for the early ejaculation seminar. Turns out I'm a day early(September 3, 2018 at 5:23 pm)Haipule Wrote: Aloha Rebecca,
I think it's nice to know that people are thinking of you...while masturbating!
Thinking of you always, Bill
Shouldn’t this be in the “creepy” thread?
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My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.