RE: Random Thoughts
September 8, 2018 at 8:06 pm
(This post was last modified: September 8, 2018 at 8:07 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Quote:Movie battles with four on one make no sense to me. There's no realistic way one person is going to beat four, especially when those four could just charge in as one.
It works like this: Once those four charge you, grab #1 and bite off his thumb. Spit the thumb into the face of #2. You have now disabled two of your opponents (one is far too freaked out over having had his thumb bitten off, and the other one is likely to have a similar reaction to getting a face full of severed thumb). Opponents #3 and #4 are going to be distracted for a few seconds by the blood and shrieking. Use this time to grab #3 by the bollocks. Squeeze as hard as you possibly can, preferably with a sort of downward, twisting motion. Smile (remember, your face is covered in thumb-blood) at #4 and say, 'You're next, sweetie.'
I can't tell you how I know this (it's a statute of limitations thing).
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax