somebody, Please Talk Sense into My Stupid Head. I Think I'm Getting Ready to Fuck Up

[Bob Kelso]

My instinctive reaction is that there’s something nefarious to a bloke that’s willing to pay people to lie under oath, even if it’s not a lie it’s unseemly at best if not outright illegal.

he won't ask them to lie. But my thought is he'll be wasting his money because testimony procured in that way will not hold up in court. He says he will know if the person is lying. I told him it's not what he thinks but what the judge and jury think. he hasn't listened so far. If I could honestly tell him that it's actually illegal that might work.

Listening skills don’t make the list for his “pros’ then, eh?