RE: UFO Abductions, impossible, and here's why.
September 11, 2018 at 8:31 am
(This post was last modified: September 11, 2018 at 8:36 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(September 10, 2018 at 8:06 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Aliens come to earth because they want me to probe them . . .
Poor fuckers just keep landing in the wrong cornfields, eh? Maybe you should work on better advertising, a before and after? Like an intergalactic roadside billboard testimonial.
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Or maybe something more direct?
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