RE: "Losing virginity" - what is being lost here?
September 11, 2018 at 12:14 pm
(This post was last modified: September 11, 2018 at 12:42 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
The divine economy is a funny thing, huh?
One more and I swear I'm done....lol. I can't find any info on how much the average foreskin weighs, but 200 foreskins would be enough to fit sail on a 20 foot double masted dory.
120square feet of soft leather...that's -before- it got stretched and tanned. So, laying aside the throne (as that was an issue of default) and pricing out the leather..that means that an intact hymen is worth somewhere around 750 dollars US (wholesale). More if the person buying foreskins was making face cream, ofc. They say you can't put a price on love..but I'll be damned if you can't work out how much an unused vag is worth by reference to biblical foreskin math. 50 shekels of silver (the price for raping a virgin) works out to about 400 dollars US......so....looks like david might have got hosed.
One more and I swear I'm done....lol. I can't find any info on how much the average foreskin weighs, but 200 foreskins would be enough to fit sail on a 20 foot double masted dory.
120square feet of soft leather...that's -before- it got stretched and tanned. So, laying aside the throne (as that was an issue of default) and pricing out the leather..that means that an intact hymen is worth somewhere around 750 dollars US (wholesale). More if the person buying foreskins was making face cream, ofc. They say you can't put a price on love..but I'll be damned if you can't work out how much an unused vag is worth by reference to biblical foreskin math. 50 shekels of silver (the price for raping a virgin) works out to about 400 dollars US......so....looks like david might have got hosed.
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