Guy calls his boss at work, saying that he aches all over and feels really badly, and wants to take the day off. The boss told him that when he feels like that he asks his wife for sex, and always feels a lot better, afterward. The worker agreed to try it. He calls his boss later and says, "I did what you said, and I feel great! I'll be in to work shortly. Also, you have a really nice house!".
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
