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Pastor to be extradited to Kenya
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RE: Pastor to be extradited to Kenya
Article Wrote:When asked how he explained the births of children with DNA different to that of their alleged parents, he said: "The miracle babies which are happening in our ministry are beyond human imagination.

"It is not something I can say I can explain because they are of God and things of God cannot be explained by a human being."


This is just such a classic phrase and a favorite of all Christians. That's right, I said it, ALL Christians. True, the majority of christians are not running child trafficking rings, but that little nugget is always kept in their back pocket just in case something ridiculous needs an explanation.

and by the way ...
Thanks for all the high moral standards you all keep setting. If that fucking bar gets set any higher lower, us non-believers won't even be able to limbo under the damn thing!
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Pastor to be extradited to Kenya - by frankiej - September 21, 2011 at 9:21 am
RE: Pastor to be extradited to Kenya - by Jaysyn - September 21, 2011 at 9:46 am
RE: Pastor to be extradited to Kenya - by frankiej - September 21, 2011 at 9:52 am
RE: Pastor to be extradited to Kenya - by Minimalist - September 21, 2011 at 11:59 am
RE: Pastor to be extradited to Kenya - by Jaysyn - September 21, 2011 at 12:08 pm
RE: Pastor to be extradited to Kenya - by Cinjin - September 21, 2011 at 12:40 pm
RE: Pastor to be extradited to Kenya - by Faith No More - September 21, 2011 at 1:16 pm
RE: Pastor to be extradited to Kenya - by Minimalist - September 21, 2011 at 1:27 pm
RE: Pastor to be extradited to Kenya - by Rokcet Scientist - September 21, 2011 at 1:36 pm
RE: Pastor to be extradited to Kenya - by Minimalist - September 21, 2011 at 7:25 pm
RE: Pastor to be extradited to Kenya - by Rokcet Scientist - September 22, 2011 at 3:03 am
RE: Pastor to be extradited to Kenya - by Welsh cake - September 21, 2011 at 2:20 pm
RE: Pastor to be extradited to Kenya - by Rokcet Scientist - September 21, 2011 at 7:06 pm
RE: Pastor to be extradited to Kenya - by Minimalist - September 22, 2011 at 2:13 pm
RE: Pastor to be extradited to Kenya - by Rokcet Scientist - September 22, 2011 at 10:55 pm

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