(September 24, 2018 at 6:04 pm)LastPoet Wrote:(September 24, 2018 at 5:48 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why don't little girls fart?
Because they don't have arseholes until they get married.
So you say. I have heard rumbles that puts thunder in a shameful corner. So cute.
Yeah, but that's more likely to be the rumbling of a young, tempetuous, heart looking forward ro the experiences an adult world has to give her.
That's how it was for me.
(Did that sound convincing?)
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"