Fart jokes forbidden, not funny

[LastPoet]

So you say. I have heard rumbles that puts thunder in a shameful corner. So cute.

Yeah, but  that's more likely to be the rumbling of a young, tempetuous, heart looking forward ro the experiences an adult world has to give her.

That's how it was for me.

(Did that sound convincing?)

Nah, usually is the air displacement in front of the train. Usually the most exquisite gourmet paté one will ever smell. How can someone so cute and small produce something so foul.