(September 24, 2018 at 6:31 pm)Minimalist Wrote:(September 24, 2018 at 5:48 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why don't little girls fart?
Because they don't have arseholes until they get married.
I've heard it said that they never shut up long enough to build up any pressure.
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"