(October 7, 2018 at 4:07 am)Joods Wrote:(October 6, 2018 at 8:51 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: I think it's because you touch yourself at night. RAmen
He's just jealous because unlike him, we don't have an imaginary friend looking at us while we masturbate
Speak for yourself. Every time I get the urge, I light some scented candles, dim the lights, choose a fine adult cinematic feature and get to some self-loving all while knowing FSM's glorious eyes peer onto my nudity. Letting me know it'll all be ok.
RAmen
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.