To balance it out, here's a Hindu pun:
Due to all the walking he did, the soles of Gandhi's feet were like leather. Because of his strict vegetarian diet, he had notoriously bad breath. This means he was...
Boru
Due to all the walking he did, the soles of Gandhi's feet were like leather. Because of his strict vegetarian diet, he had notoriously bad breath. This means he was...
Boru
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