13 days to Deermageddon

[onlinebiker]

We knew a farmer a few years ago who planted 400 acres of beans. The bean plants grew strong and healthy and started producing.  He went to sleep one night thanking his God for a bountiful harvest that would make up for the last year's drought crop.

The next morning he woke up, stretched, looked out his window and saw a herd of deer in his bean field.  He grabbed his gun and started shooting.  By the time the herd ran away he was left with less than 40 acres of bean plants.

One less farmer to put food on our tables the next year.

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OLB.  The King INSISTS that his venison (after butchering) has to sit outside in coolers in the shed overnight before he freezes it.  We've argued about this for years, but I have to admit he's never food-poisoned me.  I see you said it goes straight in the freezer.  Any good arguments for me to use as to why?

It depends on the size and capacity of a freezer. If it' s cold out - the meat may cool down faster outside than it would in a freezer.

If under 40f - it' s perfectly safe to hang outside.


I have a big ( 140 cu ft) walk in that I built in my garage - that will turn a good sized deer into a popsicle overnight - with the hide on.

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I have no kids AND a vasectomy.


H serious have YOU taken the problem??

By never having had sex with a woman.  

That' s a tried and true method!

Thanks for your assistance.