1. I had a minor existential crisis at 41 when I found out I had shrunk 1/2" to 6'3 1/2".
2. I'm terrible at chess, which seems to surprise a lot of people (not sure why).
3. I loathe gardening.
4. One of my brothers once tried to murder me with a pair of garden shears.
5. I once vomited on a cop. Deliberately.
6. I've been arrested 7 times.
7. I don't play video games and have a hard time understanding why anyone does.
8. I don't truly grasp the point of forgiving people who have wronged me.
9. I once held an appointed political office for three weeks.
10. I am a better-than-average poker player.
Boru
2. I'm terrible at chess, which seems to surprise a lot of people (not sure why).
3. I loathe gardening.
4. One of my brothers once tried to murder me with a pair of garden shears.
5. I once vomited on a cop. Deliberately.
6. I've been arrested 7 times.
7. I don't play video games and have a hard time understanding why anyone does.
8. I don't truly grasp the point of forgiving people who have wronged me.
9. I once held an appointed political office for three weeks.
10. I am a better-than-average poker player.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
