1. ex junkie
2. ex alcoholic (apparently a slow learner)
3. hate shoes
4. the dermatologist keeps finding things to cut/burn off of me
5. serial monogamist, on 3rd marriage
6. lived on an island in the caribbean, I'm not meant for island life
7. ca'nt spel for shit
8. don't have a nice lawn, just don't like other peoples children, fuckin kids
9. wear my underwear inside out
10. gave up biking when balance became an issue, might have something to do with 1 and 2
2. ex alcoholic (apparently a slow learner)
3. hate shoes
4. the dermatologist keeps finding things to cut/burn off of me
5. serial monogamist, on 3rd marriage
6. lived on an island in the caribbean, I'm not meant for island life
7. ca'nt spel for shit
8. don't have a nice lawn, just don't like other peoples children, fuckin kids
9. wear my underwear inside out
10. gave up biking when balance became an issue, might have something to do with 1 and 2
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
