13 days to Deermageddon

[onlinebiker]

I try not to spend too much time out there... It' s cold.

I hunt in a heated blind with carpeting and a flat screen TV. Instead of camo I wear sweats and fuzzy slippers. Opening day stars with donuts and fresh coffee..

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Any moron can go out in the woods and be miserable..

What?  I'm not sure what state you are from, but in Wyoming, hunters like a little suffering with their hunting. It makes the meat taste better. I definitely don't know anyone with a carpeted deer blind!

Michigan.

I hunt in a parking lot. That is - I have my blind in the center of 80 acres of open field. I have sat there for an entire week without seeing a deer. That' s from sun- up to sunset. I originally built the blind with a fold down bed - and would sleep out there too. And yes - there' s a chemical toilet too. Plus a sink for washing dishes. And a stove. All inside 8 foot x 8 foot walls. 25 feet above ground level.

Lots of books get read. Lots of radio gets listened to. ( headphones) a fair bit of TV gets watched was well...

If I had to sit outside that many hours, it'd probably kill me.