Omg I love this thread and I want numerous people to expand on some of their points but I will get mine out of the way first. Then I will start harassing y'all.
0. I'm long winded, I apologize.
1. I'm an army brat through and through. You can mock the US and you can say our troops need to withdraw from most places (and I will agree on some) but the moment you start in on our soldiers I will freak. the. fuck. out.
2. I have a resting bitch face and my daughter got hers from me.
3. I'm all about the environment and try to do as much as I can for it but I'm not giving up my truck, Big Hoss. Not happening.
4. I've published a book and maybe one day I can stop being lazy and publish its sequel.
5. I have OCD that is triggered by my stress levels. People assume this means I am a germaphobe but honestly I'm the opposite. My motto is a little dirt never hurt. My obsessions are with colors/letters/numbers/patterns/routines. I need things organized and put away not dusted and scrubbed.
6. My mother is an enabler to hoarding and it causes me anxiety to be in her house for too long. Literally every time I visit I organize something. She is getting better about it and is helping me more. My chest literally hurts when I get overwhelmed about how much stuff she has and I can't clean it or throw everything away.
7. My favorite shows are Bob's Burgers and MASH. I watch them literally daily because I have to sleep with the TV on. I can't do quiet, my thoughts get too loud.
8. My world, after family of course, is gaming. My husband and I bonded over games and at one point we had two TV's in our living room so we could both play at the same time. Sadly having a kiddo made us cut back so now we take turns. One watches the baby on the floor, the other plays their game on the couch. We have to have 2 PS3's and I realllly want a second PS4 so I wouldn't have to do without on days he takes it to work.
9. My husband is a paramedic that works 48 hours straight and it works really well for our relationship and I couldn't be more proud of his chosen profession.
10. I watched both of my younger sisters get their bachelors at Texas A&M and felt like a failure but I now run my own branch of the bank I work for, I have a loving husband, a beautiful child, and a loyal hound. Nothing about my life is a failure and not having a college degree isn't how I should judge myself I've learned.
0. I'm long winded, I apologize.
1. I'm an army brat through and through. You can mock the US and you can say our troops need to withdraw from most places (and I will agree on some) but the moment you start in on our soldiers I will freak. the. fuck. out.
2. I have a resting bitch face and my daughter got hers from me.
3. I'm all about the environment and try to do as much as I can for it but I'm not giving up my truck, Big Hoss. Not happening.
4. I've published a book and maybe one day I can stop being lazy and publish its sequel.
5. I have OCD that is triggered by my stress levels. People assume this means I am a germaphobe but honestly I'm the opposite. My motto is a little dirt never hurt. My obsessions are with colors/letters/numbers/patterns/routines. I need things organized and put away not dusted and scrubbed.
6. My mother is an enabler to hoarding and it causes me anxiety to be in her house for too long. Literally every time I visit I organize something. She is getting better about it and is helping me more. My chest literally hurts when I get overwhelmed about how much stuff she has and I can't clean it or throw everything away.
7. My favorite shows are Bob's Burgers and MASH. I watch them literally daily because I have to sleep with the TV on. I can't do quiet, my thoughts get too loud.
8. My world, after family of course, is gaming. My husband and I bonded over games and at one point we had two TV's in our living room so we could both play at the same time. Sadly having a kiddo made us cut back so now we take turns. One watches the baby on the floor, the other plays their game on the couch. We have to have 2 PS3's and I realllly want a second PS4 so I wouldn't have to do without on days he takes it to work.
9. My husband is a paramedic that works 48 hours straight and it works really well for our relationship and I couldn't be more proud of his chosen profession.
10. I watched both of my younger sisters get their bachelors at Texas A&M and felt like a failure but I now run my own branch of the bank I work for, I have a loving husband, a beautiful child, and a loyal hound. Nothing about my life is a failure and not having a college degree isn't how I should judge myself I've learned.
“What screws us up the most in life is the picture in our head of what it's supposed to be.”
Also if your signature makes my scrolling mess up "you're tacky and I hate you."
Also if your signature makes my scrolling mess up "you're tacky and I hate you."
