Oh shit, we can double down?
1. If I ever had a rock band, I'd name it "Unctuous Mouthfeel." My previous choice was "Skinny Giblet and the so-called Highway of Death." In either case, my stage name would be Harry Areola. Yes, I've thought about this more than I should've
2. I don't like ham. It smells (and I imagine tastes) like sweaty socks. I love bacon, I'm okay with other forms of pork, but ham is gross
3. I have mild OCD, I think (never diagnosed). In both this post and the last one, I removed all periods from the end of my items
4. I don't have a favorite color, but I have a favorite number. It's 2. 1 just seems a bit too egotistical
5. I think I'm finally nearing completion of that e-commerce thing I've been working on forever... got a lot of work done the last few days
6. I almost (inadvertently) killed myself trying to impress my high school girlfriend back in the day. Almost flipped my wheelchair off one of her friends' porch. That's not a euphemism
7. I have 8 toes. Was born with 10
8. Every Christmas season (like, from now until the holiday), I have to watch Rudolph and Santa's Coming To Town at least once. I've always identified with Rudolph since he was the 'different' one, and with Santa... well, there's a part in the middle of the movie where Mickey Rooney apparently had enough shit, and just snarls a line. It's hilarious
9. I hate Judge Judy
10. Despite being a huge Transformers fan (it was essentially my religion when I was a kid), I have never owned an Optimus Prime or Megatron (or Starscream). I have no idea why
1. If I ever had a rock band, I'd name it "Unctuous Mouthfeel." My previous choice was "Skinny Giblet and the so-called Highway of Death." In either case, my stage name would be Harry Areola. Yes, I've thought about this more than I should've
2. I don't like ham. It smells (and I imagine tastes) like sweaty socks. I love bacon, I'm okay with other forms of pork, but ham is gross
3. I have mild OCD, I think (never diagnosed). In both this post and the last one, I removed all periods from the end of my items
4. I don't have a favorite color, but I have a favorite number. It's 2. 1 just seems a bit too egotistical
5. I think I'm finally nearing completion of that e-commerce thing I've been working on forever... got a lot of work done the last few days
6. I almost (inadvertently) killed myself trying to impress my high school girlfriend back in the day. Almost flipped my wheelchair off one of her friends' porch. That's not a euphemism
7. I have 8 toes. Was born with 10
8. Every Christmas season (like, from now until the holiday), I have to watch Rudolph and Santa's Coming To Town at least once. I've always identified with Rudolph since he was the 'different' one, and with Santa... well, there's a part in the middle of the movie where Mickey Rooney apparently had enough shit, and just snarls a line. It's hilarious
9. I hate Judge Judy
10. Despite being a huge Transformers fan (it was essentially my religion when I was a kid), I have never owned an Optimus Prime or Megatron (or Starscream). I have no idea why
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
